Decree from the top

Two Words.

One of them is worm.

The other is glow.

It's green.  The One9 is a glorious green.

It's a worm.  Worm was a front runner in the naming contest anyway.

It's a toy.  Although not a "toy," bikes are fun as hell.

I had one as a kid.  And I'm not ashamed.  Something about singlespeed brings me back to being a kid on a bike.  pedal pedal pedal pedal.

It's a weapon.  The One9 can, and will, do some damage out there on the trail. 

Yes, yes it is.  If you had one you know what I'm talking about.  The head of that thing is HARD plastic.  Although the body looks cuddly, the core of that thing is a stack of D batteries.  And that "night cap" acts as a perfect handle, effectively turning this thing into a flail!  

It glows.  Rumor has it (from an "insider") that the scandium in these frames cause them to glow.  (at least the atomic blue and the raw - I have yet to test this theory with my green)

That would make for a pretty sweet head badge!